You ever try to bang a chick and some dwarf with a mohawk is always there watching and jerking off, then he chokes your chick until she nearly dies, then picks up your chick and holds her aloft while she blows you? Hmm? Aybody?
You finally got up the nerve to ask out your crush, and to your surprise she said yes and to come pick her up that same afternoon! You were too excited to notice the cars of the two biggest jerks in school parked out front. She says if you stay and watch
